Today’s item *may* be a bikini, in the same way that I *may* be considered a chef.
The rampant nature of crochet has seen it spread into swimwear,
or posing-in-the-sunwear,
to the point some starlets have become confused about the place of the pineapple swimsuit
and taken it out for the evening.
I don’t know who Blu Cantrell is, but she appears to be trying to get some exposure here.
In the chain (get it??) of crocheted poolside wear, comes something purporting to be a
“bikini”
(and I’m being careful, unless the Unnecessary Quotation Marks people come to get me)
and we end up with something that I can only loosely describe as a nipple tether.
I’m not a member of the Breastapo, but…. hrm.
And I am really hoping there’s some motif applicated to the bottom half and that the model isn’t that in need of planned maintenance.
Misstitched 
