Today’s item *may* be a bikini, in the same way that I *may* be considered a chef.
The rampant nature of crochet has seen it spread into swimwear,
to the point some starlets have become confused about the place of the pineapple swimsuit
and taken it out for the evening.
I don’t know who Blu Cantrell is, but she appears to be trying to get some exposure here.
In the chain (get it??) of crocheted poolside wear, comes something purporting to be a
(and I’m being careful, unless the Unnecessary Quotation Marks people come to get me)
and we end up with something that I can only loosely describe as a nipple tether.
I’m not a member of the Breastapo, but…. hrm.
And I am really hoping there’s some motif applicated to the bottom half and that the model isn’t that in need of planned maintenance.