If you can’t bribe them

Terrify them! or  How to get your Model to pose for a shoot when it’s all Fug.

The response I’ve always had to those who complain about the writing of a snark blog is that “No-one has a gun to your head, forcing you to read it.”

  True – look around, see?  No masked crocheter holding a .45 to your head threatening to redecorate the wall in an interesting new colour called “Hint of Brain”. 

You no like, you can go up to the left to the back button or up to the right to the search window and… look for something else.

If you’re a model and you’ve been presented with something less than stellar to wear perhaps the circumstances maybe different, depending on how much you need the next pair of Christin Louboutins.

What technique this photographer used – not sure but I’m intrigued as to what made this the best that the art director had to use…

 

I love the Russian crochet patterns as much as the next deranged wool-pig, but…..

the belt that looks like you’ve been eviscerated… not so much.

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Sherry
    Feb 05, 2011 @ 00:24:10

    I fall on my knees before Russian (and Irish) crochet. In my next life I hope to be worthy. I plan to slip a note somewhere in my psyche “Under no circumstances will you EVER crochet intestines”. There, that should do it.

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  2. Vanessa
    Feb 05, 2011 @ 13:26:26

    Wow…this model even looks like she is horrified and disgusted! The belt is a little intestinal….hmmm. No. Yeah. No.

    Reply

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