Not what you want to see first thing in the morning

Originally posted on What Not To Crochet 27 June 2008

Picture this:

Blissful dark. Comfy pillows. Doona. 400thread count Egyptian Cotton Satin Finish sheets washed in Lavender Wool Mix (trust me on this).


The alarm shatters you from your peaceful slumber at Odarksomethingawful and you stagger into a harsh fluoro-lit environment.

You catch sight of yourself in the mirror.

Haggard face, dark circles that a Panda would be proud of and hair that is exploring the “Matted” trend with a sub-theme of “Psychotic”.


You feel like Death.

You *look* like Death warmed up.

And then… to reinforce how close to death you feel, you see


It’s  A Crocheted Vulture.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.


1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. Plutt
    Dec 01, 2010 @ 06:34:59

    I think it’s kinda cute… 🙂


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