Not what you want to see first thing in the morning

Originally posted on What Not To Crochet 27 June 2008

Picture this:

Blissful dark. Comfy pillows. Doona. 400thread count Egyptian Cotton Satin Finish sheets washed in Lavender Wool Mix (trust me on this).

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*BUZZ*BUZZ*BUZZ*BUZZZ*

The alarm shatters you from your peaceful slumber at Odarksomethingawful and you stagger into a harsh fluoro-lit environment.

You catch sight of yourself in the mirror.

Haggard face, dark circles that a Panda would be proud of and hair that is exploring the “Matted” trend with a sub-theme of “Psychotic”.

*squint*

You feel like Death.

You *look* like Death warmed up.

And then… to reinforce how close to death you feel, you see

Yes.

It’s  A Crocheted Vulture.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Advertisements

1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. Plutt
    Dec 01, 2010 @ 06:34:59

    I think it’s kinda cute… 🙂

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: